So you’re interested in reading about Dog Fish Sunglasses Salad? You’re weird. Here is a sample of images from Google when you search for “Dog Fish Sunglasses Salad”. There seems to be more dogs than anything. Hardly a fish to be spotted anywhere. Sunglasses are common. The bat…well, I guess he saw someone taking a photo of the sunglasses and thought he’d better get in there before it was too late. The salad frog is nice. There are probably much worse things walking around on people’s salads that they don’t know about. And frogs are pretty clean. They don’t eat much either. The graduating dog really looks happy. I hope he got good grades.
I’ve just changed my blog theme to the grungy crunchy organic dirty bacteria-laden look you see here with the SoulVision WordPress theme. I love it. It’s so NOT web 2.0. It’s more like web 2.01, the first rebellion of design against the glossy-button look.
However, after a week or so, I noticed that Google Analytics was reporting no traffic. Yes, zero! It’s set up not to track my visits for obvious reasons, so I thought maybe all y’all had gotten bored of my clever and witty remarks, insightful observations and monkey-themed writings.
Nope. That wasn’t it. It’s this stupid theme. They forgot to add to footer.php! Der. So if you like this theme, Google it. I’m not given these morans any credit for breaking my plugins.
I’ve recently changed my hosting company because I just couldn’t pass up this offer. For less than $10 a month you get…
Unlimited Domains and sub-domains
600GB of server space. Yes, you read that correctly! 614233.53 Megabytes!!
Unlimited POP3 accounts.
Unlimited MYSQL databases
Currently I have about 20 websites running. Hosting multiple domains couldn’t be easier OR cheaper unless you do it yourself. But who wants that headache? Do I sound too much like an advertisment?
Painting elephants are lame. No personality. Painting dogs are stupid. They are just trying to eat the brush. But painting monkeys!!!! Now that’s talent.
What’s so bad about painting yourself into a corner anyhow? So you get a little paint on the bottom of your shoes. Who looks at the bottoms of people’s shoes anyhow? And these people (if they do exist) sound like some creepy buggers. I’m not sure they’re the type of person you should trying to impress with your wonderfully paint-free undersoles.
