The wiggiest movie ever made.

I just watched a crappy little British flick called Rise of the Footsoldier. Imagine Goodfellas with an East London accent. And bad acting. And bad production. And WIGS! Lots and lots of wigs. Bad wigs. I admit that I chose this movie based only on the poster. It’s a very thin story about some wannabe criminal who goes from being a football hooligan to nasty-tempered doorman to king of the underworld. Well not quite. I don’t think he made it all the way to the top. Actually, I’m not sure what happened in the end. I was too distracted by all the bad hairpieces. Instead of wasting your time reviewing a movie that I didn’t like and barely remember, let’s just have a look at the wigs in all their fuzzy glory…

Yes, all of these wigs starred in the same movie! Here is a selection of comments from IMDB:

“Stupid movie for the really dumb”

“OMG …what a horrible horrible movie …”

“It gave me nightmares”

“The most unpleasant 114 mins of my life”

and my personal favo(u)rite:

“If you like wigs…you’ll LOVE this movie”

Nuff said.

This was written by john. Posted on Sunday, February 8, 2009, at 10:26 am. Filed under 60, Boredom, Cool Stuff, Uncategorized. Tagged Bad Wigs, movie wigs, movies. Bookmark the permalink. Follow comments here with the RSS feed. Post a comment or leave a trackback.

7 Comments

Dereck wrote:

I don’t like it either.

Tuesday, March 3, 2009 at 8:58 pm | Permalink
Kristine wrote:

Uh uh, The guys inthe pic are so ugly

Thursday, March 19, 2009 at 12:38 pm | Permalink
Michlle wrote:

really it is a terrible movie my slept was lost due to this movie because my wife got angry on me due to this movie!

Tuesday, July 21, 2009 at 11:42 am | Permalink
health care wrote:

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1. food habits that is taking the improper food fashion which are piled with fat and calories.

Monday, January 25, 2010 at 2:29 pm | Permalink
loan scams wrote:

I agree with you John. Its one of the dumb movie I have ever seen. With their accent their acting also seemed very poor. I should read some good online reviews before checking out any new movie. I think you can give proper movie reviews in plain english

Wednesday, February 10, 2010 at 9:20 am | Permalink
Detox wrote:

I’m not sure what happened in the end. I was too distracted by all the bad hairpieces.

Australian Detox

Saturday, March 20, 2010 at 9:56 am | Permalink
Andrew Sullivan wrote:

Yeah, Seems to be very horrible movie after reading your post & watching the images i feel all the starcast was bald, may be that’s why they provided them wigs! LOL

Thursday, April 22, 2010 at 8:05 am | Permalink