JohnPash.com » 60 http://www.johnpash.com Blogga Please! Thu, 08 Oct 2009 08:51:55 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 The wiggiest movie ever made. http://www.johnpash.com/2009/02/the-wiggiest-movie-ever-made/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=the-wiggiest-movie-ever-made http://www.johnpash.com/2009/02/the-wiggiest-movie-ever-made/#comments Sun, 08 Feb 2009 10:26:18 +0000 john http://www.johnpash.com/?p=118 I just watched a crappy little British flick called Rise of the Footsoldier. Imagine Goodfellas with an East London accent. And bad acting. And bad production. And WIGS! Lots and lots of wigs. Bad wigs. I admit that I chose this movie based only on the poster. It’s a very thin story about some wannabe criminal who goes from being a football hooligan to nasty-tempered doorman to king of the underworld. Well not quite. I don’t think he made it all the way to the top. Actually, I’m not sure what happened in the end. I was too distracted by all the bad hairpieces. Instead of wasting your time reviewing a movie that I didn’t like and barely remember, let’s just have a look at the wigs in all their fuzzy glory…

Bad wig AND a moustache wig! Wig-fro Happy-go-wiggy I'm Alan Partridge. A-HA! C'mon now. Look at that wig! Wig-fro close up Watch out! There's a tribble on your head! Bad wig Bad wig from the side Screamin wig man Wiggy McBadhair

Yes, all of these wigs starred in the same movie! Here is a selection of comments from IMDB:

“Stupid movie for the really dumb”

“OMG …what a horrible horrible movie …”

“It gave me nightmares”

“The most unpleasant 114 mins of my life”

and my personal favo(u)rite:

“If you like wigs…you’ll LOVE this movie”

Nuff said.

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