Recently Google have updated the little green bar known as PageRank. This is a number from 0-10 which is a rough indicator of how popular your website is on the web. A new website will be unranked for a while until Google decides whether or not it’s spam. They see how many sites are linking to you and the traffic you receive etc etc.
Well, I’ve just been “upgraded” to a PR2! Woo hoo! Yea yea, those in the know will tell you that you can get a 2 with a single link from just one quality website. (I’ve done just that on another site of mine.) But this is MY blog. It’s MY name. I’M the only johnpash.com in the world! So all you other johnpash’s out there can just suck it. Wait until I die, or become more famous than me and unleash the lawyers.
So with my stonking success I expect to be inundated by loads of “people” going by the name of Bob V14gr4 and Mrs. Cheap Holidays commenting on my posts. Go for it. But if you don’t have a name-name, I just delete that crap.
OK, that is all. Blogs are supposed to be about what you had for breakfast, and that sort of thing, right? Well, I had two cups of coffee and a walnut that I found on the floor. Must have been trying to escape.
I’ve recently changed my hosting company because I just couldn’t pass up this offer. For less than $10 a month you get…
Unlimited Domains and sub-domains
600GB of server space. Yes, you read that correctly! 614233.53 Megabytes!!
Unlimited POP3 accounts.
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Currently I have about 20 websites running. Hosting multiple domains couldn’t be easier OR cheaper unless you do it yourself. But who wants that headache? Do I sound too much like an advertisment?
Painting elephants are lame. No personality. Painting dogs are stupid. They are just trying to eat the brush. But painting monkeys!!!! Now that’s talent.
What’s so bad about painting yourself into a corner anyhow? So you get a little paint on the bottom of your shoes. Who looks at the bottoms of people’s shoes anyhow? And these people (if they do exist) sound like some creepy buggers. I’m not sure they’re the type of person you should trying to impress with your wonderfully paint-free undersoles.
