JohnPash.com » Uncategorized http://www.johnpash.com Blogga Please! Thu, 08 Oct 2009 08:51:55 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 World cup football tickets http://www.johnpash.com/2009/10/world-cup-football-tickets/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=world-cup-football-tickets http://www.johnpash.com/2009/10/world-cup-football-tickets/#comments Thu, 08 Oct 2009 08:51:55 +0000 john http://www.johnpash.com/?p=160 Have you ever wondered what world cup football tickets are? Well interestingly enough world cup football tickets are tickets to the world cup (world cup football tournament that is). If you have never heard of the World cup, never thought about football tickets or just generally need a fresh objective on world cup tickets then my mates over at the aptly named world cup football tickets will certainly see you right.

]]> http://www.johnpash.com/2009/10/world-cup-football-tickets/feed/ 14 The wiggiest movie ever made. http://www.johnpash.com/2009/02/the-wiggiest-movie-ever-made/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=the-wiggiest-movie-ever-made http://www.johnpash.com/2009/02/the-wiggiest-movie-ever-made/#comments Sun, 08 Feb 2009 10:26:18 +0000 john http://www.johnpash.com/?p=118 I just watched a crappy little British flick called Rise of the Footsoldier. Imagine Goodfellas with an East London accent. And bad acting. And bad production. And WIGS! Lots and lots of wigs. Bad wigs. I admit that I chose this movie based only on the poster. It’s a very thin story about some wannabe criminal who goes from being a football hooligan to nasty-tempered doorman to king of the underworld. Well not quite. I don’t think he made it all the way to the top. Actually, I’m not sure what happened in the end. I was too distracted by all the bad hairpieces. Instead of wasting your time reviewing a movie that I didn’t like and barely remember, let’s just have a look at the wigs in all their fuzzy glory…

Bad wig AND a moustache wig! Wig-fro Happy-go-wiggy I'm Alan Partridge. A-HA! C'mon now. Look at that wig! Wig-fro close up Watch out! There's a tribble on your head! Bad wig Bad wig from the side Screamin wig man Wiggy McBadhair

Yes, all of these wigs starred in the same movie! Here is a selection of comments from IMDB:

“Stupid movie for the really dumb”

“OMG …what a horrible horrible movie …”

“It gave me nightmares”

“The most unpleasant 114 mins of my life”

and my personal favo(u)rite:

“If you like wigs…you’ll LOVE this movie”

Nuff said.

]]> http://www.johnpash.com/2009/02/the-wiggiest-movie-ever-made/feed/ 7 My existence has been validated by Google http://www.johnpash.com/2008/09/my-existence-has-been-validated-by-google/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=my-existence-has-been-validated-by-google http://www.johnpash.com/2008/09/my-existence-has-been-validated-by-google/#comments Tue, 30 Sep 2008 09:12:54 +0000 john http://www.johnpash.com/?p=82 PR Bar

PR Bar

Recently Google have updated the little green bar known as PageRank. This is a number from 0-10 which is a rough indicator of how popular your website is on the web. A new website will be unranked for a while until Google decides whether or not it’s spam. They see how many sites are linking to you and the traffic you receive etc etc.

Well, I’ve just been “upgraded” to a PR2! Woo hoo! Yea yea, those in the know will tell you that you can get a 2 with a single link from just one quality website. (I’ve done just that on another site of mine.) But this is MY blog. It’s MY name. I’M the only johnpash.com in the world! So all you other johnpash’s out there can just suck it. Wait until I die, or become more famous than me and unleash the lawyers.

So with my stonking success I expect to be inundated by loads of “people” going by the name of Bob V14gr4 and Mrs. Cheap Holidays commenting on my posts. Go for it. But if you don’t have a name-name, I just delete that crap.

OK, that is all. Blogs are supposed to be about what you had for breakfast, and that sort of thing, right? Well, I had two cups of coffee and a walnut that I found on the floor. Must have been trying to escape.

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  • Unlimited Domains and sub-domains
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Currently I have about 20 websites running. Hosting multiple domains couldn’t be easier OR cheaper unless you do it yourself. But who wants that headache? Do I sound too much like an advertisment?


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]]> http://www.johnpash.com/2008/08/hosting-multiple-domains-with-hostgator/feed/ 6 Painting Monkeys http://www.johnpash.com/2008/08/painting-monkeys/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=painting-monkeys http://www.johnpash.com/2008/08/painting-monkeys/#comments Wed, 06 Aug 2008 13:02:13 +0000 john http://www.johnpash.com/?p=38 Painting elephants are lame. No personality. Painting dogs are stupid. They are just trying to eat the brush. But painting monkeys!!!! Now that’s talent.

]]> http://www.johnpash.com/2008/08/painting-monkeys/feed/ 0 Painting myself into a corner http://www.johnpash.com/2008/08/painting-myself-into-a-corner/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=painting-myself-into-a-corner http://www.johnpash.com/2008/08/painting-myself-into-a-corner/#comments Wed, 06 Aug 2008 12:49:14 +0000 john http://www.johnpash.com/?p=30 What’s so bad about painting yourself into a corner anyhow? So you get a little paint on the bottom of your shoes. Who looks at the bottoms of people’s shoes anyhow? And these people (if they do exist) sound like some creepy buggers. I’m not sure they’re the type of person you should trying to impress with your wonderfully paint-free undersoles.

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